Thanks for visiting the Greasy Hands virtual merch stand! In this wondrous place you’ll find various items for purchase from t-shirts and stickers to digital album downloads and limited edition posters. Thank you for your support in our artistic endeavors! #SpreadTheGrease
A integral member of Greasy Hands Land since the beginning, Lanolin the pig lives life to the fullest. Wearing this shirt will remind you to do the same. Always remember - keep it Greasy people.
Channel The Grease with our limited edition antique gold-metal pins and our super kewl glow-in-the-dark pins for those extra funky nights.
Lil’ Swag sticker
Lil' Swag minions are often found within the vicinity of their patriarch, Mr. Swag, actively helping to lay down the funk. While somewhat mischievous, they are more than often unobtrusive and find joy in entertaining the youth of Greasy Hands Land with their funky swagalicious dance moves.